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Woman lying on beach run over by the person theoretically guarding lives

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According to the San Mateo County Sheriff's Office, a twenty-year-old woman was struck and run over by a lifeguard vehicle Wednesday at Francis Beach in Half Moon Bay. She was hospitalized following the incident—an unfortunate mishap involving the person theoretically guarding lives.

Source: https://boingboing.net/2026/06/26/woman-lying-on-beach-ru...

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