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Tasmania's favorite 1,000-kilo chaos seal is back on land

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According to Boing Boing, Tasmania's celebrity elephant seal Neil has returned to land. Weighing roughly one thousand kilograms, Neil has become famous for his distinctive appearance—described by fans as resembling a sofa that learned to breathe. The seal has become an internet sensation for his antics around Tasmanian suburbs, turning roads, lawns, and traffic cones into supporting characters in what locals call the Neil Cinematic Universe. But fans are reminded that despite his goofy reputation, Neil is still a powerful wild animal with opinions and very real teeth.

Source: https://boingboing.net/2026/06/30/tasmanias-favorite-1000...

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