You can hire a mysterious stranger to mourn your passing

According to Boing Boing, the ancient practice of hiring professional mourners remains available today. Known as moirologists, wailers, and keeners across different cultures for thousands of years, these professionals provide comfort to those seeking reassurance that someone will witness their final farewell. Whether motivated by vanity or superstition, clients can arrange for ritual mourning at burial—a service that blends history with modern convenience.

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