Pro Jank Footy Is A Game Of Two Halves

Pro Jank Footy is an indie arcade game that turns Australian Rules Football into controlled chaos. Aftermath highlights that this deliberately janky sports title owes far more to nineteen-nineties classics like NBA Jam than to serious AFL simulation. Comedian Broden Kelly provides absurdist commentary; the game throws in power-ups like oversized players and invading seagulls. The review's key takeaway: even the author, who openly despises Australian Rules Football, loves this game—just not for sports authenticity. It's built for multiplayer mayhem and ridiculous humor, and that's precisely what it delivers.

Listen to this story

Hear this and more stories in a personalized audio briefing.

Open The Chonkerton