Scotsman dual-wielded live seagulls in assault

According to Boing Boing, police in Oban, Scotland have charged a man with assault. On Saturday, June 27th, outside the railway station, he allegedly grabbed two live seagulls and used them to attack another person. Authorities haven't disclosed the specific circumstances, but the choice of weapon—two live seagulls—speaks for itself.

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